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Friday, March 03, 2006
Fantasy Baseball Do's and Don'ts
Now that teams are in camp and the "Boy, that Manny sure is goofy" jokes are flying again, it seems like a good time to remind everyone of the finer points of fantasy baseball etiquette and common sense.
Do: Invite your “casual fan” friend to join your league because you think it would increase his enjoyment of the game.
Don’t: Invite your “casual fan” friend to join your league because he’s easy money.
Do: Name your team something like “Kneel Before Zod.”
Don’t: Name your team something like “You Had Me at Hello.”
Do: Pick a player because he’s your favorite.
Don’t: Pick a player because he’s his momma’s favorite.
Do: Call in sick on draft day.
Don’t: Call your boss in the middle of the sixth round and ask, “Chad Cordero: Fluke or find?”
Do: Expect to spend morning, noon and night thinking about your fantasy team.
Don't: Expect anyone else to care about your fantasy team. At all. Seriously.
Do: Invite your “casual fan” friend to join your league because you think it would increase his enjoyment of the game.
Don’t: Invite your “casual fan” friend to join your league because he’s easy money.
Do: Name your team something like “Kneel Before Zod.”
Don’t: Name your team something like “You Had Me at Hello.”
Do: Pick a player because he’s your favorite.
Don’t: Pick a player because he’s his momma’s favorite.
Do: Call in sick on draft day.
Don’t: Call your boss in the middle of the sixth round and ask, “Chad Cordero: Fluke or find?”
Do: Expect to spend morning, noon and night thinking about your fantasy team.
Don't: Expect anyone else to care about your fantasy team. At all. Seriously.
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